You Know You Have Moved to a Big City When…..

big cityYou know you have moved to a big city when you nearly get run over by on coming traffic even though you are in a cross walk.

You know you have moved to a big city when you say good morning and the person looks at you like you have ‘problems’.

You know you have moved to a big city when you stop to let an old lady go first on public transport and ten other people cut in front and you miss the train.

You know you have moved to a big city when you the only visible signs of birds are pigeons.

You know you have moved to a big city when your hot plate serves as your entire kitchen ensemble.

You know you have assimilated to living in a big city when you put you get impatient with people walking slow in front of you as you get to work.

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