You Know You Have Moved to a Small Town When…..

You know you have moved to a small town when there is only one blinking traffic light in town.

You know you have moved to a small town when you drive over metal grates, which keep the cattle contained.

You know you have moved to a small town when you have to contain your road rage as you are ten cars deep behind a slow moving farm vehicle because it may be the township supervisor.

You know you have moved to a small town when you have to drive a half-an hour just to get to a fast food restaurant.

You know you have moved to a small town when your Starbucks application on your smartphone tells you the nearest coffee shop is two towns south of where you live.

You know you have moved to a small town when most locals know you are the new folks in town and you moved in last week.

You know you have become a local in a small town after everyone accepts, you warts and all and you are now the grand marshall of the next parade.

Now it’s your turn.  You know you have moved to a small town when (you fill in the blank).  Would love to hear your fun suggestions.

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